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size matters

Music: Brian Eno: Compounds + Elements I finally found a moment to do a little writing, although I regret this moment is almost gone. Tomorrow I get a new stack of papers to grade. Anyhoo, the RSA conference in Memphis is coming up. Here's a little teaser for my paper:

 
 
Whose Rhetoric is Bigger? or On a Recent Apocalyptic Tone Adopted in Rhetorical Studies
 
One begins with a set of objects, or rather, a series of objects that betoken a figure, and for the moment that figure is inevitably one of speech.[1] So let me begin with an allegory related by another important figure in a posthumously published piece about a petulant prepubescent and his penis. Apparently, Freud tells us, this young boy who had enjoyed sex with a slightly older girl is suddenly cut off from the fun. To compensate he masturbated like crazy, even after the nanny caught him and told him to stop or his father will "cut it off." Fucking fathers! Freud says

the usual result of the fright of castration . . . is that, either immediately or after some considerable struggle, the boy gives way to the threat and obeys the prohibition either wholly or at least in part (that is, by no longer touching his genitals with his hand). In other words, he gives up, in whole or in part, the satisfaction of the drive.[2]

The boy did not respond as most of us do when we are caught with our pants down: instead of succumbing to the "law of the father" or the prohibition heard as "thou shalt not," instead of finding another object to play with or substituting his penis with the love of a parent, instead of getting down with the neurosis, the kid got downright perverse, compulsively choking, choking, chocking the chicken without any qualms of conscience, commandments be damned!

It is with the pettish preteen in mind that we re-encounter the arrival of another figure, Dilip Gaonkar, and the perverse reaction to the tablets that he brought (on loan, of course, from Derrida), as well as the exodus that he sanctioned.[3] Presumably keeping all the burning bushes for himself, at least as Edward Schippa tells the story, Gaonkar threatened to take our happiness away too: [insert quote of Schiappa's "Second Thoughts on Big Rhetoric" article.]

In what has come to be known as the aptly named "big rhetoric" debate, Gaonkar is accused of brining the law as well as the truth. It is for this reason that he is, however unwittingly, the architect of this year's conference theme, which purports to size-up rhetoric's prowess despite the now widely experienced trauma of truth: rhetoric was castrated to begin with, and it only becomes visible when a trauma is (re)membered: "A crisis, discursive or otherwise, makes rhetoric visible; that is, a crisis brings to the fore the incipient rhetorical consciousness."[4] Rhetorical consciousness is necessarily one that retrojects, most especially in retrospecting.

The crisis of which Gaonkar speaks is that traumatic event that functions to formulate a constitutive outside, a characteristically apocalyptic point that I will return to for help explaining the recent revival of interest in psychoanalysis among rhetorical scholars. But as the emissary running before--or catching up to, take your pick--the body, I should stress the traumatic crisis of opening(s) is not so much forced entry as it is the discipline's lack of discipline: whence the repetitious compulsion to measure or recover this thing "rhetoric," and how might we read this seemingly immeasurable (discussion of) supplementary as a symptom? In psychoanalytic terms, the question could perhaps be rendered this way: do we identify the uncanny persistence of the "big rhetoric" debate, here registered in the RSA conference theme "Sizing Up Rhetoric," as a productive neurosis central to our unique brand of scholarly invention, or has it become a symptom of perversion?

ENDNOTES (so far)
 
 
[1] The first object of desire is not the mother's breast, but the mother's voice. See Kaja Silverman, The Acoustic Mirrror; Schwarz, Listening Subjects; etc. [2] Sigmund Freud, "The Splitting of the Ego in the Process of Defence." In the Standard Edition of the Complete Psychological Works of Sigmund Freud, edited and translated by James Strachey (London: Hogarth Press, 1962), 277.

[3] See Dilip Parameshwar Gaonkar, "The Idea of Rhetoric in the Rhetoric of Science." In Rhetorical Hermeneutics: Invention and Interpretation in the Age of Science (Albany: State University of New York Press, 1997), 25-85. I mean to suggest that the exodus was sanctioned in both senses: there are consequences for the enjoyment rhetoric's supplementarity, a point Gaonkar earlier developed in terms of the uncanny. See Dilip Parameshwar Gaonkar, "Rhetoric and Its Double: Reflections on the Rhetorical Turn in the Human Sciences." In The Rhetorical Turn: Invention and Persuasion in the Human Sciences (Chicago: University of Chicago Press, 1990), 341-366.

[4] Gaonkar, "Rhetoric and Its Double," 363.

ringxiety, or, the abject voice revisited

Music: Roxy Music: Stranded As I continue to think about the book project on "voices as ghosts," friends and colleagues continue to forward websites and stories to me about haunting voices: from NPR stories on hurricane Katrina emergency phone calls to personal stories about harrowing answering machine messages, it really does seem that the recorded voice is the ghost of our time.The most recent story sent along by my friend Lisa is about "faxucellarmism" or "ringxiety," the phenomenon that refers to folks hearing phantom telephone and cell phone rings. So you are going about your daily routine, fixing breakfast, and suddenly you hear your cell phone ring; you answer your cell phone (after you find it buried in the laundry), and lo, no one has called.

Apparently some folks have been studying this phenomenon, and it has a lot to do with how easy it is to "trick" the mind into hearing phantom rings as a consequence of two things: first, the frequency of telephone rings is right up there with alarm clocks and baby cries, and we're hardwired in some respect to respond to that frequency; second, humans are not terribly good at locating the source of sound at that telephone frequency (e.g., a cell phone ring sounds like it is coming from everywhere and nowhere).

To these rationales I would conjecture a third: the human voice in pain, sorrow, or orgasmic pleasure (viz., jouissance) also registers in this frequency, and consequently, the cell phone ring is a surrogate voice (at least the one that is not, for example, a ringtone of Depeche Mode's latest, but rather, the more familiar high-pitched annoying sound heard in classrooms and restaurants everywhere). The reason you wake immediately in the night to the ring of the phone as something to do with that ring registering, in some way, that in voice that is beyond voice (objet a). Perhaps one might even say the telephone ring is the "mundane uncanny" of our time?

I'm simply fascinated by everyday, mundane "hauntings" like the phantom phone ring. That may bore some, but really, I think it's intriguing to think about the ghosts of our everyday lives that escape notice.

freudamentalism

Music: Rosanne Cash: Interiors Presumably because Freud's 150th birthday is this weekend, yesterday the New York Times published a fantastic editorial titled Freud and the Fundamentalist Urge" that makes another call for recovering the fallen father of psychoanalysis. This essay is perhaps the most lucid explication of the "secondary topography" I've yet to read, and I think the author's argument, that we should reexamine Freud's "late" works like Group Psychology, is especially compelling. With two years of the current presidency to go, we have yet another article that attempts to explain why U.S. citizens continue to support an impotent fascist.

As the author explains, once Freud started writing his "cultural texts," he became increasingly interested in "group" behavior, which he noted functions homologously to individual psychology. Whereas the ego functions as the "dictator" for the individual, that function is usurped by the leader of a group--the ego ideal. The leader/ego-ideal functions to resolve the conflicted self (for example, "split subjectivity" or the tension between the "I" and the "imago") and even allows for certain kinds of enjoyment (frequently violence). I think the author of this essay provides a compelling explanation of the appeal of fundamentalism as a stilling of the restless mind (not to mention a walling-off of the unconscious).

What we need to bear in mind, however, is that the appeal of fascistic leaders also taps into the same libidinal economy of social change: as I suggested to my class last week, revolutionary politics is characteristically adolescent. Taking a page from the work of Larry Rickels, the argument there is that mobilization and solidarity for social change is akin to "acting out." Righteousness requires substituting one's ego ideal for the cause or a resolute leader, and is always underwritten by a (sanctioned) violence. So while Freud's all-too-brief theories of group psychology help to explain the appeal of George W. Bush, his understanding of the "escape from freedom" (well, that's Fromm, but fundamentally the idea is Freudian) also helps explain why hundreds of thousands of people are mobilizing and marching today in support of immigrant rights. The ecstasy of solidarity is not always in the name of fascism or war . . . although it sure seems like we've been smacked by the dark version of this for many, many years.

impending changes

Music: Judge Joe Brown Behold, a student's rendition of yours truly. Obviously this is the summer outfit, as I usually wear pants until it gets hot hot hot. I just saw a Today Show segment that suggests if I really want to score with the ladies (and some gentlemen) I need to cut my hair and save shave; nothing says "endearing but not-sexy" than (a) hairy boys; (b) boys that cry (cause, you know, they don't). Hawt.

There are changes afoot: my boy Julius, who is the computing guru around these parts (or around the Denver parts), is closing up shop on rotissupop.com and moving things to a new server. Over the course of a few weeks materials for this website will be migrating to www.joshiejuice.com(.) I hope to get some time to redesign my web page collection, however, I've become envious of the sites of my friends who can actually code beyond HTML 2, and I'm considering hiring someone to do mine. I'm taking bids now, hey. Michael: how do you do those neat, ever-changing banners for your blog?

Also, blogger.com really bugs me 'cause I cannot access my own damn archives in anything but IE Explorer. If I use Firefox or Safari I get a white page of code. I've tried everything (new templates, old templates, re-same templates) and cannot figure out the trouble, so, I'm thinking about moving to typepad. Any suggestions on how to revamp the blog (and how to keep the archive) are welcome.

standard doubles

Music: Baby Huey and the Babysitters: Living Legend Teen lust novelist Kaavya Viswanathan was on The Today Show this morning with the mea culpa routine, trying to salvage her credibility after a plagiarism flap. Apparently her adolescent novella, How Opal Mehta Got Kissed, Got Wild, and Got a Life lifts 40-something hunks, phrases, and turns of phrase from Megan McCafferty's teen novels. This morning the 19 year old endured the rage of Katie Couric, whose parade of "come on, girl, you know better" -style questions came off poorly. I thought the young woman was quite sincere. She said she was horrified when the lifts were brought to her attention, and that she didn't realize how deeply she had "internalized" McCafferty's words while wrestling with those hot teen hormones in highschool. Apprently Viswanathan had read and re-read the novels over and over as a teen and pre-teen (like I did with, um, Madelene L'Engle novels I guess . . . and, er, Ayn Rand).

I thought Viswanathan seemed contrite and honest; Couric closed the interview by comparing her to what's his face on Oprah, which was stupid. James Frey just flat out lied; I think this young woman probably did have unconscious memories and scripts percolating to the surface. To deny her honesty is to deny there is such a thing as the unconscious; indeed, it's to deny the truth of Joyce's literary genius, as well as the entire corpus of rock and roll music. Just this morning I was listening to Electric Light Orchestra's "Roll Over Beethoven" . . . a thoroughly unoriginal yet really fun string-infused, ten minute extension of the Chuck Berry tune. I've even read my own published work and recognized turns of phrase I've "internalized" from other authors ("soul-deep" is one of them; I realized after I'd written a few things and used the phrase that I internalized it from Ingebretsen's At Stake book).

That said, the ongoing saga with the webmaster of the page that plagiarizes sections from my book continues. As I reported last week, this webpage lifts, verbatim, large sections from my book. This ain't no "unconscious" internalizations floating to the e-surface; this is outright theft (I mean, who else would make up terms as stupid as "rhetorical antinomy" or "occult poetics" except my beer-addled brain circa 2000?). Anyhoo, I asked the webmaster to remove the page or credit my book. She responded that she'd never heard of the book, and to provide evidence of plagiarism. So I quoted one example, and then she responded that if I could locate a copy of Modern Occult Rhetoric in a library in Singapore, she would go take a look. I responded in a WTF tone: why is it my responsibility to locate the call number of my book in Singapore for her theft? Obviously, we're not just dealing with someone for whom English is a second language, but a "cultural" other . . . not to mention someone who is, um, crazy. My last missive:

Joshua Gunn wrote:

>>STEAL?

plagiarism = theft. Yes, this is also called stealing.

>>Why don't you go to the police then!

Apparently it's ok to steal in Singapore. As if I can specify a library and call number for you over there. You are rude and deliberately offensive.

>>In any case I won't open any of your nonsensical and abusive mails anymore, they will simple be deleted.

Nonsensical? What's nonsensical about your webpage citing, verbatim, passages from my book and my saying you shouldn't do that? It's simple ethics.

Ok, ok, there is some element of enjoyment in this. This person was easy to "set off," which is suggestive (of craziness!), to say the least. The last email I received from "Christine Wong" was yesterday morning. Somehow my telling her plagiarism is unethical means that I am now George W. Bush--the mighty cock of U.S. fascism. I reprint it here in its entirety for your and my enjoyment (feel free to email her to chime in if you want!):
Date: Tue, 25 Apr 2006 05:59:32 +0100 (BST) From: christine wong Subject: Re: Ethics and the disrespect for laws in other countries countries then your .

I have never in my life broken any laws anywhere. On the other hand for you to accuse me of such, is illegal not only in the country where I reside, but more important in your own jurisdiction.

Your obviously an egomaniac, convinced everybody has seen your book, as if you don't notice nobody as much as bothered to write a single review on amazon whereas you find many other books there that have a dozen reviews within a few days after a book is released. No, I have never seen your book and didn‚t know of its existence until you forced it on me with your verbally aggressive mails.

And no you cannot also not go around like a Rambo and demand other countries to change their laws only to fit your personal desires. Yet you seem to insist that you do have that right, this reminds of the old colonial attitude of rape and steel and murder as much as you like, because you have a entrenched conviction that are better then the rest of the world as far *they* have different customs as those you are used to in your private apartment.

As for your unbalanced style of logical deduction, why would I ever have lived in Singapore?

Also, you clearly work for money and I don't. Thus from a forensic point of view your misapplied motive and violent desire to force your will on other parts of the world, with different laws as your own, is deductible. Ad to this the above evidence that you are an egomaniac, the problem you have, rather seems comparable to that of those people who for example murdered millions of Jews during WWII (or and do this to any other population group or and country in the world today) and felt (feel) they did (do) something good. In other words, you don't even know how rude and unethical you are.

Hoping you did tell the truth about the press, and that this is not just another twist of your unethical and violent behavior, I request that you forward this my mail to them.

*And to the press who reads this, pls this is a good exercise to study the history of international law the way it developed and what the differences are today between various parts of the world as a whole and how it is applied in those various places. Mr.Gun as far this is concerned obviously is an uneducated brute, ignorant of any knowledge relating to the subject he nevertheless ventures into. My only motive is that I try to do something good for other people, and this can be dully proven in a court of law anywhere in the world. *

Also Mr.Gunn, *I kindly but urgently request, that you forward a copy of this correspondence to the ethics commission of your University network. I hereby request that someone with legal authority contact me at the same way assistant professor Gunn did, and explain why, members of your faculty are allowed to use the university net to send insulting mails to other countries, because of course your University as a legal entity in the US is liable in this case.*

Yours very sincerely,

Christine Wong

Presumably, Christine Wong.

chicken dance

Music: Marconi Union: Distance Last night I had dinner with my neighbors, all of whom are wonderfully Left (and identify with neither of our political parties). Two of the folks gathered were my new neighbors immediately next door, a happy couple from Canada (and one by way of Germany), who just moved in last week. "I heard you are a teacher at UT," said the pregnant wife. "What do you teach?" Oh dear, I thought, here we go. Might as well have fun with it. "I teach about popular culture, usually how to be critical of popular culture." Everyone smiled, I felt a non-verbal push for elaboration. "So, right now I’m teaching a class on religion and popular culture, and we're looking at narratives, namely, spiritualism, demonic possession, apocalypse, and alien abduction." I then related how we were currently reading and discussing Whitley Strieber's Communion. The new neighbor-wife looked incredulous: "So, what do students who take your class get a degree in? Occult studies?" she teased. "No, communication studies or cultural studies," I said. "I'm sure his classes are electives," added her husband. "Thank god," she replied with a characteristically, no-nonsense sense of relief.

Last week, on a vanity google-spree, I discovered a website that plagiarizes large hunks of my book; presumably the site is an explanation of the appeal of The DaVinci Code. I emailed the webmaster, Christine Wong, and asked that either my ideas be credited (although they are so misappropriated and misconstrued I'm not sure how this would do less damage . . . maybe the theft is best left?) or that the webpage should simply be removed. She replied incredulously:

From: christine wong Subject: Re: Plagiarism To: slewfoot@mail.utexas.edu

Never heard of "_Modern Occult Rhetoric: Mass Media and the Drama of Secrecy_ published last summer with the University of Alabama Press"

Pls provide evidence for your claims.

Sincerely, C.Wong

So I replied:

To detail the every specific instance of intellectual theft would be cumbersome--especially at the level of argument. The webpage borrows liberally from the whole of my book. However, there are a number of naked, almost verbatim lifts. For example, your webpage says:

"We can now understand modern Theosophy's esoteric language, as a rhetorical process of invention. As occult poetics - esoteric language has a number of functions for the occultist or mystic. It has an epistemological function for the true believer; because the terms in question are odd or strange, their ambiguity helps to preserve the notion that what they denote may actually be beyond signification, and thus assertions about it are "true." Esoteric language reassures readers of their faith on the basis of possibility and is the inevitable outworking of a contradictory confrontation with the limits of language that can be aptly described as a rhetorical antimony."

My book says:

" . . . I have suggested that we can understand Blavatsky's rhetoric, particularly her esoteric language, as reflecting a process of invention particular to occultism. As the most conspicuous part of this rhetorical process--that is, occult poetics--esoteric language has a number of functions for the occultist or mystic . . . . First and foremost, esoteric language has an epistemological function for the true believer. Because the terms in question are odd or strange, their ambiguity helps to preserve the notion that what they denote may actually be beyond signification, and thus assertions about it are 'true.' In this respect, esoteric language reassures readers of their faith . . . " [and it continues; pp. 76-78].

Her reply?

From: christine wong Subject: Re: Library To: slewfoot@mail.utexas.edu

Not [I have never heard of your book] before you mentioned it. If you can locate a library in Singapore with a copy and cite the call nr., I‚ll be glad to go and look at it.

Last night I watched Penn Jillett and Paul Povenza's The Aristocrats, which I thought I would love. I did laugh uncontrollably in many moments, but in general found the explanation of how humor works not only lacking, but annoying. It felt at times like a smug, MENSA-produced series of winks. Like the American Mensa come-on from one of their webpages:

We actually get your jokes: a guy walked into a bar with a lizard sitting on his shoulder. He said to the bartender, "A double whiskey for me and," pointing to the lizard, " a half-pint of Guinness for Tiny here." "Why do you call him Tiny?" asked the bartender. "Obviously," the man answered, "because he's my newt." [in very small print below the joke] If you laughed (or winced) on your first read-through, you belong to Mensa! If you noted that a newt is actually an amphibian and not a lizard, you really should consider joining today!
The last small print bit, there was too much of that in The Aristocrats.

How does that Morrissey song go? "Such a sensitive boy . . . ."

castration + invention = casvention? oh, it's convention!

Music: Meat Beat Manifesto: Armed Audio Warfare Ken Rufo put together a fine panel for the biannual Rhetoric Society of America conference in Memphis next month. Titled "Sizing Up and/as the Symptom: The Inclusion of Psychoanalysis and the State of Rhetorical Theory," the panel addresses the designated theme of the conference, "Sizing Up Rhetoric." Now, you have to admit this is one of the most stupid conference themes of all time (right up there with SSCA's "Our Family Values" theme this year); the announcement of the convention planners that theirs was an Oedipal anxiety demands (and guarantees) castration. I mean, "if you have to ask . . . " is the phrase here. Hence, the titles of my and Chris' papers, overdetermined: "Whose Rhetoric is Bigger?" and "The Biggest Rhetoric of All." Ken's paper has a changed titled, but, admirably, he didn't go for the slice (or at least he decided not to sing along with Trent Reznor, "with teeth"). Speaking of the proverbial Oedipal fear: did I mention the uber-super-duper smart Barb Biesecker is responding?

Regardless, Ken's write-up details the challenge nicely:

Our panel title is intentionally ambivalent, in that it includes within it several perspectives on the same theme. Is RSA's desire to 'size up' rhetoric . . . symptomatic of some deeper anxiety about the state of the field, an anxiety and a symptom that perhaps can be explored by recourse to psychoanalysis? Or might we suspect that the turn towards psychoanalysis is itself symptomatic, a consequence of a shift in material culture, mediation, or even theoretical trendiness?
Now, my issue today is to write something; originally my paper addressed the former statement of the symptom: "In this paper," I said in the abstract, "my aim is not to defend psychoanalysis, but to suggest that arguments for and against it concern a deeper fixation on the so-called 'rhetorical turn' in the humanities across the board (e.g., "big rhetoric"). . . My suspicion," I continued, "is that the secret wish behind 'sizing it up' . . . is ultimately a confirmation of disciplinary impotence."

I still think this is true, but not enough for the paper. So I'm blogging hoping to shake loose some invention juice, or rather (to stick with the metaphor), to shake the juice loose. Or in the Derridian key, to sing about coming, since what is to come is the apocalyptic, and calls for measurement or an assessment of the current state always betoken a death—an end, or if you prefer, an arrival (of death). In any case, my thinking about what to say on the panel must yoke the phallic and chicken little, a theme that I've been thinking about in relation to scholarly invention since my work with David Beard on the apocalyptic. Let's say, since this is a blog after all, that my project is how best to choke the chicken at the convention (. . . and is this not, as Zizek might say in a manic flight of pleasure beyond pleasure, the proverbial activity of all convention-going? Is this not the central complaint of panel-goers subjected to rhetorical theory?).

I'm thinking here of a speech Derrida gave (at a conference on disciplinarity, if I recall correctly) by in the 1980's titled "Of an Apocalyptic Tone Newly Adopted in Philosophy." The speech is hard to read, but it is a very interesting rumination on tone and an essay Kant wrote titled something like "On a Recently Overlordly Tone Adopted in Philosophy." I read the essay—gee, almost a decade ago! shit I'm old—and have been haunted by it ever since, mostly because I'm haunted by things I don't understand anyway (who isn't?). Derrida obsesses therein about the ineffability of "tone"—that when evoked the notion of "tone" seems to betoken the abstract voice of mastery ("I AM THAT I AM")—that is, the atonal—and that this is the voice of apocalyptic, the voice of philosophy. (Now, it's hard for me not to related "tone" to Lacan's notion of the "voice" as a object-cause of desire; I'm thinking here, too, of how many times that word has been used to critique my work as "arrogant"). The gist is a critique of Kant's Aufklarer-style gestures—decrying philosophical mystigogues for castrating reason by harboring secrets—as similarly "overlordly" (e.g., that practical reason is held up as the uber-secret). No one gets out alive; smoke 'em if ya got 'em; and so on. The Derridian move is familiar, but with this difference: Derrida makes these arguments by aligning sexual taboo (law of the father, and so on) and apocalyptic revelation in the bible, or at least by riffing on these Freudian thematics.

So, blogging this, I can now sort of see where I am going to go with the paper: a critique of the discourse of the master/mastery as those who herald ends and issue warnings. Again, I don't think it would be wise to "defend" psychoanalysis at the panel, although I suspect many will come with that expectation. What I can offer, however, is some sort of apsycho-deconstructo-reading of the scene of RSA (or better, the so-called "globalization of rhetoric" debates) . . . the trick is to figure out an "object." This might be a neat essay if I can figure out how to widen the scope. The only "tip" on that score is an essay I found on Project MUSE by Melanie White: "On the Recent Apocalyptic Tone Adopted in Canadian Sociology." No shit, get this opening:

Canadian sociology is apparently in danger: it is in danger of losing its intellectual vitality and disciplinary viability as a consequence of structural shifts and organizational movements that threaten to undermine its unique contribution to intellectual life.
Good lord: that sounds like Michael Leff on rhetorical studies. So perhaps the object is this pattern of argument in other disciplines? That may be a neat project: locate debates "of an apocalyptic tones" in other fields in order to make the meta-argument that Derrida's understanding of "tone" or the utterance, "Come," is the name for the jouissance of scholarly invention itself.

amanda palmer is fuckin' rad

Music: Dresden Dolls: Yes, Virginia New music Tuesday brought Amanda Palmer back into my life with the arrival of the new Dresden Doll's album, Yes, Virginia. I had discovered a couple of singles from the album before its release, "First Orgasm," a song about the ennui of masturbation, and "Sex Changes," a lovely comparison between plastic surgery and sleeping with that person you shouldn't sleep with (because having "sex will change you"). These, however, turned out to be the weakest songs of the set! The new album is effin' phenomenal . . . so much more powerful than the debut.

For those unfortunate readers who have not heard of them, the DD are a boy drummer and a girl pianist that play warped, cabaret-style music, a little creepy, certainly dark, but also very funny. The piano-playing style of Palmer is mad--think Tori Amos on speed at times, and Fiona Apple on codeine playing ballad at others. What makes the sound special, though, is Palmer's style of vocal (she sings deep alto and brings it back up to her normal range) with Brian Viglione's occasional harmonics. What's truly choice are the lyrics of this album: at times on the debut record the lyrics were too cliché ("Coin Operated Boy") or cheesy. This time around, there is still some cheesiness, but it's a full-bodied embrace of this cheesiness--of kitsch-as-love, if you want (shout-out here to Zac). Lyrical themes still swirl around body-image/disfigurement, but there are also, this album, screeds against bad people (namely, GWB in "Sing").

Two songs stand out to me as most excellent: First, the song "Backstabber" fucking rocks-out, and the lyrics are choice:

backstabber! hope grabber! greedy little fit haver! god, I feel for you, fool….. shit lover! off brusher! jaded bitter joy crusher! failure has made you so cruel….

rotten to the core rotten to the core

rotten like a crackwhore backing out out the backdoor show us what you’re good for stick it to the noise board come on join the bloodsport show us some support, still working at the drugstore is it because you’re A FUCKING

backstabber! hope grabber! greedy little fit haver! god, I feel for you, fool….. shit lover! off brusher! jaded bitter joy crusher! failure has made you so cruel….

so don’t tell me what to write and don’t tell me that I’m wrong…… and don’t tell me not to reference my songs within my songs

so here we go the open road is covered with taco stands and you can stop we’ll drop you off and write to you when we land

The song has that Smith's "happy sound with warped lyrics" thing going on, a jazzy amble with lots of cheery, high-hat percussion from Viglione. The chorus is divine; the harmony between Palmer and Viglione gives me goosebumps. Whomever the "greedy little bitch" is, she's really paying the price now with this song! (I'd hate to have a really good song written about me that expresses such cheerful hatred! Ouch!).

The other marvelous song is "Sing," a sad show-closer that ambles long like a Mogwai tune, but with perhaps the happiest message ever penned by Palmer: "sing! sing! sing!" for no reason at all, she pleads. It reminds me of Edward Ka-Speil's motto for the Legendary Pink Dots: "sing while you may." The song builds to an awesome crescendo. After hearing this album twice through yesterday, I really wanted a cigarette.

You can pick it up at Best Buy and Target (doh!) for $8. It's worth the price; lets support our artists that deserve supporting!

PS: I'm not ignoring Whitley's reply to my post on Monday; I'm going to field the class today for questions to ask him about his book and his experience with aliens, and then email/blog them. Stay tuned!

alien post imago

Music: Social Distortion: Mommy's Little Monster Today in the rhetoric of religion course we are discussing Whitley Strieber's Communion, a New York Time's bestseller for over twenty fives weeks back in the early eighties. As we read this novel, I am teaching a bit of Lacan on fantasy and das Ding, that the figure of the alien as a mutagenic human is that uncanny double of projection (the "stranger within," and so forth). Communion is really a love story, a object (objet?) lesson in jouissance, as a long section from the part we read for today demonstrates:

She [the alien] was undeniably appealing to me. In some sense I thought I might love this being--almost as much as I might my own anima. I bore toward her the same feelings of terror and fascination that I might toward someone I saw staring back at me from the depths of my unconscious. There was in her gaze an element that is so absolutely implacable that I had other feelings about her, too.
Clearly Strieber had been reading Jung; the alien figures of the book are textbook exemplars of the shadow. But the enjoyment of his violation--aside from the anal probe stuff--is where this gets interesting:
If I could give up my autonomy to another, I might experience not only fear but also a deep sense of rest. It would be a little like dying to really give oneself up in that way, and being with her was also a little like dying. . . . Her gaze seemed capable of entering me deeply, and it was when I had looked directly into her eyes that I felt my first taste of profound unease . . . I could actually feel the presence of that other person within me--which was disturbing as it was curiously sensual . . . . this person was looking at me--that she could apparently look into me--filled me with the deepest longing I can remember feeling . . . and with the deepest suspicion
Love hysteria, to be sure, a rape fantasy, the ecstasy of soul-mating, "father, can't you see I'm shitting?" and the repression of anality, it's all there. If you want to teach Lacanian psychoanalysis to undergraduates, I can think of no better route than the good mother/bad mother fantasies of alien abduction (e.g., Close Encounters of the Third Kind is the good mum, and Alien, the bad . . . but not Alien Resurrection, which is a reconciliation with "the alien within").

And isn't it sad, too, that what passes as "true love" in the United States requires the disfiguring of your lover into an almond-eyed sour-stirrer from Mars or Venus? The demand to "look into me" is tiresome; it's hard to keep saying and impossible to respond. Unless you are Katie Holmes and have no difficulty sleeping with an alien in the name of true love . . . .

gnomalicious: name that gnome II

Music: Tones on Tail Nightmusic Alright, I am getting over myself and banishing the demons of darkness with the help of my husky army of garden gnomes (and a few rose bushes that are just starting to explode with blooms). These little dudes have been guarding my treasures and battling aphids like nobody's business for weeks. Of course, y'all remember Object [petit] Ace and Siggy McKenna (click on the photo to the right for a larger image). These pugnacious but peace-loving pygmies were lonely, however, and so I found them some mates. I regret that so far it's largely a homosocial affair (I'm looking for female gnomes, so if you have any leads, do let me know).

I would like to introduce to you five new but, sadly, nameless gnomes. Swinging high above Siggy and Ace is this happy guy, who I picked up at the grocery store on the "seasonal" aisle. A colleague had told me I could find cheap gnomes at the H.E.B., and that she recently spied one picking his nose that would be perfect. I raced to the store to find the nose-picking offender, but he was sold out. So this swinger is the surrogate (someone give the polite but secretly naughty imp a handclap . . . for the Clap). What shall I name him? I was thinking of Andy, after Andy Warhol (you know, that famous filmic swinger).

Now, this little dude is resting below a large mushroom that doubles as a birdbath, the ultimate of Gaia harmonics (I mean, tripping and then getting clean! the two usually do NOT go hand in hand, but these gnomes, they've really figured it out; pure genius . . . it's like making a crack den bathhouse!). I gave him a good paint job to give him some color. He's smokin' something funny in that pipe, and just as happy as can be, chillin' in his purple (morning) jacket. I was thinking of Dr. Scholl's for his name (as if there is such a thing as "happy feet," just like a clean high).

This little guy is (and was) somewhat of a challenge. He was a lonely and forlorn unpainted gnome abandoned and off to the side at Howard's Nursery. He was very dirty, covered in mud, and I suspected had been languishing and waiting for love for many years. I think no one purchased him for their garden because he was gifted with a very strange facial expression, which I brought out a bit by painting him. Once I saw that he was something of a crier (announcing he had a basket of goodies to give away), it occurred to me he needed pink shoes. So I gave him pink shoes. And then he started to remind me of Harvey, the elf from those claymation Rudolph movies who wanted to be a dentist. So I'm thinking of naming him Harvey, but I’m still not quite sure. Ideas, anyone?

Now we're getting into what I will term the artificial insemination gnomage, and by that I refer to the mass produced gnome. To put this another way, I rescued this guy from Target, and he had a lot of identical twins. Anyway, he's got a waterer in his hand, but what's in there is magic juice. That's right, juice that is magic. You can tell he is proud of his magic juice becuase of that silly "I'm-so-proud" look on his face (which he got in China). I would tell you what's magic about his juice if I was allowed, but his not-so-identical brother has threatened to take away all the mushrooms if I tell. So I'm going to leave it at that. Any ideas for naming these two? Are there some famous twins I can name them after?

You can get the whole overview of my patio Eden with this photogallery. Spring's sprung y'all. I mostly grow herbs, but this year I've planted some peppers (sorry, I don't do tomatoes), and I guess my love of roses is not lost on anyone at this point. The stinkier they smell, so much the better. Reminds me of the smell of going to church when I was a kid, all those folks wearing too much perfume . . . and my teenage church, mostly a lysergic haze . . . oh, and then there was algebra.

of rubbers and roads

Music: Coil: "A Cold Cell" At a dive bar named "Memphis" somewhere in Dallas last Wednesday night, Amanda asked perhaps one of the most direct (and sadly unasked) questions any student of thought should constantly be asking: how seriously do I take my theory? Do I use theory to make sense of my own life? Is there a point where I say, "that's just theory" and "here's how I really feel?" The short and best answer is that there is no good answer to these kinds of questions, for to finally settle on one will force you into strategic pragmatism (or to write the whole enterprise off), which seems empty to me, or dogmatism and the kind of lifestyle rigidity typical of conservative Texans and Objectivist, role playing fascists.

But the truth is that I sometimes get much personal comfort from theory, and sometimes I do not. Amanda meant to stress my interest in psychoanalytic theory and how (and if) I incorporated it into my life. My answer was first to stress that my therapist is not a psychoanalyst, but a more of a holistic, "New Age" listener with thirty years of experience. I said that my explorations in Freud and Lacan do not commit me to the sort of dogmatism that insists on the liberation of my drives and what not, but that my intellectual embrace of the unconscious did inform my trust in the therapeutic process.

Today I learned of the death of a mother figure for me; she passed away yesterday from the complications of cancer treatment. I was taking a break from reading Lacan's "The Subversion of the Subject and the Dialectic of Desire" when I check my email to learn about this news. I am not quite sure what I feel at the moment, a little dazed, but also somehow comforted (and there are tears lurking just below the surface that I'm keeping from coming up, because I have the strategic pragmatic impulse in play—that impulse that refuses to feel). I looked for a plane ticket, but so far there is nothing cheaper than $500, so I cannot afford that, and I'll wait until tomorrow to call the travel agency and see if I can find something in the $300 range; if I can, I intend to go.

So in my life this Sunday morning I have four events sort of swirling in my consciousness: Lacan's "graph of desire," which I will lecture about tomorrow; the jibber-jabber of politicians on immigration from this morning's Meet the Press, the death of one of many of my mothers (but not just any other; she's a mother just the same), and scenes from a failed conference (I left SSCA early because I was spiraling into a depression I'd rather folks only read about, not see). I mean, this stuff is all about death and others, and the Other, so on one level Lacan definitely helps me put a language to my feelings: my failed romantic relationships have something to do with misplaced demands for love on both sides; my sorrow over the other death, the real one or the biological one, if you want, is also in some sense a recognition that she gave me love (in the sense of recognition; she cooked for me, schemed with me against my father—that is, my academic advisor—and so on); and this battle against Mexicans is about the racialized Other who took our happiness away, or who threatens it by, apparently, taking away my career in migrant farming.

Obviously I'm feeling blue today, but I guess my longer answer is that "theory" does invade my personal life, and I use it to make sense of my personal life, that it gives me coordinates for thinking, even if it never really tells me what I should and should not do with and in or for "my life." It helps me to think inside and outside of my academic work. I think psychoanalysis is chilling to many people precisely for this reason: the theory is notoriously (sometimes secretly) autobiographical, and because it deals principally with the individual, it's very hard to read about the contents of consciousness without thinking about your own. It's really hard to read about love or mourning or sorrow without thinking about your own feelings that attach to those labels. So I'm in "mourning," I've been mourning for many days, and I'm drawing on my own reading in psychoanalysis to make sense of that process. But it doesn't mean that I'm down with the Lacanian "short session" necessarily, or that I do not want to enjoy certain cultural fantasies that I know at some level are illusions.

Heck, I think Amanda's question is answered by the "academic blog" phenomenon itself. What else is all this strangely public, private writing about, but a chronicle of active thinking and detailing of connections between one's public career and one's private life? The two inform each other, and that is how it should be. Otherwise, I see no point to the academic life, this so-called "life of the mind." If the life of the mind does not infect you when you are gardening, then you should be an accountant.

I love and hate my job. And at least I have the love (too many people, like my biological mother, hate their jobs). So I am lucky on that score. But I hate my job, I hate the price I have to pay to get my love (publishing like a demon; the insecurity of juniorness; department politics; the petulant demands of some students, and I am especially growing to dislike the loneliness of academic scholarship in the humanities--and that I have allowed my career pursuits to crowd out my need for companionship and am only now starting to worry about it). So I'm mourning today, sometimes on the verge of tears, sometimes composed enough to keep reflecting, sometimes wondering if I will die alone and sometimes saying to myself, "worrying about dying alone is stupid; you're just depressed and you need to get over yourself." I assure you those (sometimes overly-dramatic) feelings end up in the lecture notes somehow, even if I cannot make an academic study of it.

Finally, one final point: although it is true I self-censor before I post on this blog, what gets "cut out" are the things that would get me fired or sued, or things that are cruel or that would hurt someone's feelings. The audience that I imagine who reads this are mostly friends, so I often write to "the friend." I'm not so foolish to believe, however, that I can somehow control my journal's "meaning" or what is read. As an article of (theoretical) faith, I don't think you can cut out the feeling/affect that is around the edges of the letter. I don't even to pretend to "hide" that stuff; if I did, then I'm not really sharing or being open to what others have to share with me. I think (that is, I trust; I hope).

the postal service:give up

Music: Morrissey: Ringleader of the Tormentors Morrissey's new album was released today. I am a happy boy.

I'm jetting tomorrow for the Southern States Communication Association annual meeting in Dallas. I suspect "rosechron" will be uneventful for a week or so.

I thought I might post an edited version of my lecture from the psychoanalysis seminar on Monday. Before I do, I need to set it up: last Friday a number of graduate students received a "prank" letter from the department faculty with news of their "annual review." The review was not good. A number of graduates didn't understand it was a prank and were deeply hurt. I decided that this prank letter was a good example of the objet a or object (a), so I built a lecture around it (we're reading Lacan in the seminar for the next couple of weeks), both as an indirect way for students to discuss "the incident" as well as a more direct way into theory-no more direct way for grads, I figured, than to have the gaze so clearly trotted about. Alas, the prankster outed himself the day before class . . . but I did give the lecture anyway, asking students to bracket their knowledge of the actual subject. (It bears mentioning, however, that the prankster lacked contrition in his apology, which was "backhanded" at best; the prank was simply cruel).

So here's a rough semblance of what I said, more or less, edited.

In his second seminar, which ran in the 1954-1955 academic year, Jacques Lacan made much ado about short story by Edgar Allen Poe titled "The Purloined Letter." Edgar Allen Poe's suspenseful yarn is built around the circulation of a royal secret. The reader is never privy to what the secret is. All we are told by the narrator is that a letter sent to the Queen contains something nasty about the King (presumably it is also a love letter; evidence of an affair, perhaps?). Regardless, the letter incriminates the Queen and its discovery could lead to her death, and the Queen knows it.

The intrigue begins when the Queen spies a royal Minister stealing the letter and replacing it with a harmless surrogate, but she is powerless to stop him because the King is in the room. The Queen is blackmailed by the Minister for months until a witty detective plays the switcheroo game on the original thief, purloining the letter yet again, and thereby reaping a hefty reward from the police. The story closes with the detective fantasizing about the Minister continuing to blackmail the Queen, not knowing that he is no longer in possession of the now doubly purloined letter, and thus unwittingly bringing about his own punishment.

Poe's story is particularly intriguing to Lacan, who argues that it helps to explain the role of the signifier in repetition compulsion (about which more soon), and in a untranslated preface to his seminar of the story, the function of the object (a) or objet petit a.

For Lacan, the letter is the main character of the story. The doubly stolen missive represents the authority of the signifier over the subject. Lacan says:

the tale of The Purloined Letter signifies that there's nothing in destiny, or causality, which can be defined as a function of existence. One can say that, when the characters get a hold of this letter, something gets a hold of them and carries them along and this something clearly has dominion over their individual idiosyncrasies.
Indeed, the letter represents the unrepresentable (the unconscious) and the interference the signifier runs between the subject and that which makes her singularly singular: her inevitable death, the only thing that cannot be gifted [note: this point is taken from my book; I have to rethink it cause it sounds wrong now for some reason]. Insofar as Lacan maintains that the signifier is an absence (it "stands-in," like the harmless surrogate letters in Poe's story), then it always can get the better of us. The Minister believed his authority was vouchsafed by the purloined letter, but in the end, he was holding a meaningless surrogate. The letter is its own agent, and the meaning of each character is determined on the basis of their relation to the letter.

It is precisely because the letter always has the upper hand that Lacan literalizes the letter as a token of the real. In Lacan's analysis of the purloined letter, the formal function of the letter is quite meaningless insofar as its instance as a material presence is the true cause of anxiety. In other words, the purloined letter is analogous to the instance of speech itself in its materiality: utterance as such betokens that which cannot be represented in toto by the symbolic (think here of glossolalia or speaking in tongues, the materiality of babble, a materiality that is startling or ecstatic or creepy). Moreover, for Lacan the letter as such is that which returns and repeats itself--it is the primary exemplar of repetition--and it repeats because there is something about it that escapes representation. It is in this sense that the letter functions as the cause of desiring; the Queen wants the letter; the police want the letter; the detective wants the letter; and the Minister wants the letter--but none of them actually have the letter, and they are blind to their own fixation on the meaning or content (or at least all of them but the detective, but his exception is fleeting).

To put this another way, the desiring of the Queen, the Minister, and the detective is not about getting the letter at all; the letter is a ruse. It could have just as well been another object since the object of desire is ultimately interchangeable. This is not to say that the Queen, the Detective, and the Minister do not think they desire the letter; indeed, they do! This is what we call fixation. Fixation is always a ruse to the real cause of desiring, the object (a).

[snip: paragraph about secrecy and the secret]

It is also in the second seminar where Lacan introduces, in a roundabout way, the concept of stupidity or foolishness (or "imbecility"). In Poe's story, the police have much trouble locating the stolen letter in the Minister's home: they search and search but cannot find it. The detective, however, discovers it immediately: the letter was hidden in plain sight. The detective, in other words, discovers the true location of the signifier by becoming stupid, by playing the fool and looking for the obvious--a letter sitting out in plain view, not hidden. The detective understood the letter the police were searching for was, in a sense, a ruse. But in the end, however, Dupin is also duped: he also was put in his place by the letter; the letter was in more control of his immediate life than he would have liked to admit. He is smug in his cleverness, not realizing that the letter used him. Besides, says Lacan, the letter will end up in the King's hands at the end of all of this. The signifier cannot be fixed, and the more one exerts control, the more uncontrollable the letter will become.

The lesson here is that we are all stupid before the symbolic, and, to reference Avital Ronell, we are idiots to think that we can control the letter or outwit the signifier. And, to parrot Freud, one is certainly stupid to believe that he or she is self-transparent, that he or she can know the contents of his or her unconscious, or in the ultimate state of delusion, that there is no unconscious (to put this alternately, as ______ said to me yesterday, if you are in your second year of graduate school and have not discovered the asshole, then it is you).

Meaning--the province of interpretation and understanding--of course, this we can navigate, but the formal properties of rhetoric--this is to say, the way in which language establishes relationships between people--is not up for grabs or manipulation. You might think that force cuts through it, but you would be mistaken: force is a willful stupidity too. This is why, Lacan says, the police cannot find the letter, for all they know is a kind of realism, what force precludes, which is a sensitivity to the relation.

Perhaps this why the voice as such is an objet a for some, as it betokens something more than the tonal qualities of speech--the subject of the unconscious, that thing in the voice that is beyond voice, that thing that sets off desiring but which cannot be given. The Queen's desire for the letter is the obverse to our anxiety about hearing our own voices (or rather, the letter is her unconscious voice, speaking the truth that she would have the King dead). You and I do not like to hear the recording of our own voice because we sense that it communicates something to others that you and I would rather repress. Hearing our own voice reminds us of our own stupidity before the symbolic, and in general, we are uncomfortable with our stupidity. Of course, there are those who enjoy hearing their own voices, and we have a name for these sorts of people: they are assholes. Lacan's term for the people is the "obsessive neurotic." A good example of someone who does not tire of his inane voice is George W. Bush, an obsessional neurotic par excellence.

If the lesson here is that we are all stupid before the symbolic, then what Lacan is trying to teach us is to give up the quest for mastery or for a master--to become a Master, or to locate one to fix our desire into the demand of a Master (for example,[name deleted: insert your own powerful uber-figure big name who treats grads like shit but they love him/her anyway]). Failure to give up the search for a master, a subject supposed to know--or the quest for a secret letter, if you want--results in the stupidity of arrogance. What I mean by this is not some rarified abstraction, but quite simply that the ethics of intellectual curiosity goes hand-in-hand with humility. What Lacan's difficult prose teaches is that it is ok to get down with the Postal Service in multiple senses, but ultimately to one sense that we can sum up in a best-selling title: Give Up.

The phrase "Give Up" evokes two meanings at once: first, resignation, as if to admit defeat. But this sense can also mean "knowing" when to "walk away," like Kenny Roger's the Gambler. This is phronesis, a kind of practical wisdom that serves us well, and it need not be remorseful. Indeed, the Lacanian teaching here is to give up our demands and open ourselves to our desiring, to recognize there is no object that satisfies. This also means giving up demanding love from others.

The second sense of "Give Up" implies an "it," as if to say, "give it up." This is a more contemporary colloqualism that usually refers to a request for applause; but it also is the very demand the first sense militates against. "Give it up" is a demand for an impossible love that cannot, in the end, be given (hence, the gesture is immediately insincere; when you clap when you are told to--when someone asks you to give it up or when a sign begins to flash the word applause for the studio audience--the recognition you yield is forced, insincere from the start).

Keeping in mind the important distinction between "give up" and "give it up," the former foregoing the demand for love and the latter reestablishing it, we are now ready to turn from the purloined letter to the prank one, or if you like, to read the purloined letter as a palimpsest, as the prank letter functions similarly to put everyone in his or her place.

The letter that some of you received last Friday was presumably penned by the Department of Communication Studies faculty. I have provided a copy of this prank letter for you on the back of your lecture outline. Let me state at the outset that I had pretty much worked out the lecture for today in respect to this letter before its writer outed himself yesterday. Rather than scrap the lecture I want to continue with it and beg your indulgence, bracketing for the moment the identity of its author so that we might still regard its origin as a secret, so that we might pretend that we do not know the identity of its writer. And, let me add that in some respects its origin remains a secret, insofar as I will suggest the prank was always already lodged in the departmental imaginary, as it is in the imaginary of graduate students everywhere. In other words, the letter, like my lecture, is "cliché" in the extreme.

For those of you who are not in the department, let me recap the story of this letter: on Friday, the eve of April Fool's day, this letter was mailed to certain graduate students at home, or put into the office mailboxes. It copied onto department letterhead (itself also a copy, a simulacrum, which is telling), and presumably modeled after the sort of "annual review" letter most graduate students get as a measure of their progress. The letter begins this way:

Dear Student,

It is the time of year when the Communication Studies faculty and staff get together and evaluate the performance and placement of all our current students in the department. The Communication Studies department convenes and we go down the list of all our current students.

This introduction creates a scene that immediately cues the objet a, and in this respect in terms of a homology: Is this lettered scene not the non-place or hidden spot from which or at which we encounter the gaze? You'll recall from your reading that the gaze is an objet a or causal part-object of desire because we cannot locate that place from which it comes. The gaze is not reducible to the eye, insofar as becoming the object of a gaze is not a production of seeing. Rather, the gaze emanates from that something more place, it is of the order of the Real and, as such, cannot be captured. Recall in film The Graduate, when Benjamin is in a closed bedroom with Anne Bancroft:

Mrs. Robinson: Benjamin, I am *not* trying to seduce you. Benjamin: I know that, but *please*, Mrs. Robinson, this is difficult... Mrs. Robinson: Would you like me to seduce you? Benjamin: What? Mrs. Robinson: Is that what you're trying to tell me?

Mrs. Robinson's desire is caused by the gaze of the gullible; it is not Benjamin's seeing her that ignites desire; it is the unconscious sexual dynamo within him that gazes out unbeknownst to Benjamin's ego, here dominated by the superintendent of propriety. I mean, to see this point you have to see it, to locate the acting of the eyes. Anyway, Benjamin's desire is ignited by the gaze of Mrs. Robinson--the graduate here being encouraged or discouraged, it makes not difference, by the gaze of the authorial mother, the alma mater that keeps on giving, the Communication Studies faculty, if you like.

So to return to the prank letter, we have a different graduate and scene of seduction altogether: make no mistake, this is a love letter and an attempt to seduce that has gone terribly wrong--or more precisely, that had to happen because it had already been imagined by everyone.

From a psychoanalytic vantage, to analyze this letter we might look for slippages, especially equivocations, for it is in the equivocation or sliding of the signifier that we can discern the outline or shifting of the causal object. There is a notable slip in these first two sentences: Note in line one the agent of the gaze is the Communication Studies "faculty" (and note too that the faculty evoked is the most primary of seeing, and unintended double but one that is most certainly not an accident). In the second line, the agent becomes the Communication Studies department. In effect, this slip from faculty to department widens the non-place that is the origin of the gaze to ourselves--to everyone, indicating that this gaze is consequently self-directed. This move also cleanly identifies the author as not-faculty, as the presumed locus of the voice slides from the White and Black Wizards and Witches to the flying monkeys and Orcs and Hobbits and then back again. The equivocation expands to "we as a group" in the fourth sentence, finally becoming the Royal we. So we have a multiplicity: faculty, the department, and finally, the more abstract Royal We. We are re-reading the Queen's love letter that we want so desperately to keep from the King's sight.

So positioned in the dialectical gaze of the Master, the letter then delivers our infidelity: "Although we are pleased to have you with us [that is, the royal and privileged us, the almighty us of royalty], unfortunately some issues have been raised in regards [sic] to your name during the round table discussion." The irony here is situational. As a brief aside, we did have a faculty meeting today, and you will never guess whose name was mentioned directly as having raised some important issues with community. Nevertheless, the letter continues:

Your advisor had some concerns with you when they were asked to speak about you. Other professors also had things to mention that made the group a little uneasy and concerned us, the faculty. There were some comments made on behave [sic] of the other graduate students in the department they have either been overheard or were asked to be addressed by other students.

Aside from the confused prose, note the slipping again between part and whole, or between less inclusive and more inclusive "we's": on the one hand, the gaze is of the faculty. On the other, it also includes that of the students. Regardless, that this letter is the objet (a) of the graduate subject should be very clear at this point: In one sense, it announces the demand for love from the writer. The letter discloses, despite the attempts to cover and hide in form, the writer's insecurity in respect to the almighty royalty (the faculty) and his peers. Read to the letter-that is, read closely and literally, this is a love letter, a letter that in its very gesture is a demand for love by disclosing your desire, to be loved by the big Other, the faculty, the department. And in this sense the letter is a failure as well-a frontloaded failure, for, as the saying goes, "if you have to ask . . . . " What I'm suggesting is that if you penetrate the letter at the level of the first persona, you locate a divided subject demanding love. In common, cultural parlance, someone might term this a "cry for help."

Second, the letter is the objet a because it speaks directly of lack. The third paragraph reads:

We care about your success dearly and only want the best for you as an employee, student, and family member of our close communication community so we hope we can do anything and everything to appease these issues. The issues we have with you will not go away and dealing with them as soon as possible is the only way we can correct them, satisfy all the parties involved, and move on toward our combined goals of success.
In other words, you are missing something--you lack something. And your lack is situated precisely within an Oedipal frame: "we love you as a family member." Describing the department scene as a "family" immediately evokes the transference: in loco parentis, of course, is the motto of university education. But clearly this is a spanking, a laying down of the law of the father: "my son, this hurts me more than it hurts you."

The enjoyment of laying down the law as a shadow or surrogate, however, is hitched curiously to the "goals of success." Success is the ultimate goal of your graduate experience, the letter announces. Now, the original meaning of success is a penultimate or final stage; in this sense, your success as a graduate student would be the achievement of independence. That is to say, leaving the family. The letter consequently promises the impossible: achieving independence by prostrating oneself to the father. The letter admonishes students to their advisors: to achieve independence from our family you must, of course, prostrate yourself to the family. Is this impossibility nothing other than the objet a again, the promise of an impossible Love? Is this not what Lacan would term "love's deception." As Anthony Keidis puts it, "what I got you gotta get it put in you," as if to say the Royal We has the object that you want to make you whole.

Success, however, has a more used meaning than that of the next stage. According to the Oxford English Dictionary, success is: "The prosperous achievement of something attempted; the attainment of an object according to one's desire: now often with particular reference to the attainment of wealth or position." Note that success therefore does implicate an illusion: the achievement of the object of desire! But desire as such is objectless! To keep working, it can never be satisfied. Success in this sense is only possible in death. Ultimately, then, the prank letter is the objet a in the sense that it evokes the gaze, and more importantly, the promise of love, that the faculty, or the department, or the Royal We have the object of our desires, and can provide it for us, if we will simply give into the borg. Consequently, this is a love letter in two related senses: as a prank, it is a demand for love by its writer; however, it is also a love letter in the sense that it promises an impossible love, that the Big Other can make you whole, and restore the jouissance you sacrificed to become a subject in the first place.

And so we find, after reading this letter, that Lacan is not so rarified after all, since his thinking helps us to make sense of our own feelings and stupidities. I have already suggested that the fantasy of judgment--here the gaze of the Big Other--is central to the graduate student imagination. In a very real sense, most of us as the graduate subject have worried about "being found out," that is, we worry that someone, perhaps our better self, will disclose that we are fakers, that we're not as smart as people think that we are, and we worry about our own (won?) competence. Like the man in therapy who worries about the smallness of his penis, we don't want to be found out; not being found out, this is the anxiety of graduate school. And so the fantasy of surveillance, of the gaze of the Big Other, is everywhere in the graduate unconscious, surfacing in the grousing and charges of unfairness and what not that percolates at Happy Hours and non-academic gatherings. And so the idea of an omniscient faculty assembling to criticize you, specifically, to take YOU down, is quite common. Like the purloined letter, this prank was hidden in plain sight. Its very obviousness is what keeps it from manifesting itself. Consequently, it takes a very stupid person to find it, it takes a ventriloquist, or you might say, it takes a dummy.

Stupidity, then, being an imbecile before the power of the Symbolic, can manifest itself in the figure of the Fool or the figure of the Asshole. The fool is that individual who speaks truth to power precisely because he or she does not take herself seriously, and does not think it is possible to control meaning. The fool is the person who chases after the Holy Grail, but knows in some sense the grail is not getable. The fool enjoys his or her lack. The asshole, however, does not understand the power of the symbolic, and often becomes the unwitting mouthpiece of the unconscious. The asshole believes he is in full mastery of language and can control its interpretation; he believes that equivocation is impossible. Indeed, the asshole believes that there is no unconscious and that he can do nothing wrong. The asshole lacks contrition. For this reason, some the most brilliant shit comes out of the anus of assholes. But it is also for this reason that we also get bad poetry.

To make a long story short, the prank letter was stolen in the sense it lurked and belong to individuals but was made communal, although in another sense it was snatched and taken in secret from the collective unconscious of this place. The failure to reckon with the prank as a symbolic structure, as a letter that will arrive at its destination no matter what, is the bad kind of stupidity. In this sense, the prankster is truly the one pranked, and this is precisely because he does not understand how or why the joke is on him. Given the apology I read yesterday, success remains his pursuit; that is why he is an imbecile, dumb to the fact that he has been used--just like the Poe's thief. Saying this, however, I don’t' want to be a Dupin either: I reckon, like you, my reading is facile.

on teaching rhetorics

Music: Collection D'Arnell Andrea: Les Marronniers Dr. Mmmmm asked me if I would share my ideas about teaching rhetorical theory and criticism in the form of a blog entry, so here goes. He asked a series of questions as prompts, divided into the categories of criticism and theory. For criticism, he says that "I'm assuming there are several models for doing criticism: survey of methods, workshop of critical practice, semester-long project (step-by-step model), narrow view of rhetorical texts versus a broad view, read lots of criticism versus do lots of criticism. I'd love to hear what you (and others) think about what works best for what size of class and what type of student." In respect to theory, Dr. Mmmmmm asked " Do you prefer the huge historical overview or some other model? Do you even know of any resources devoted to pedagogy of rhetorical studies?" I'll mull down the divide.

ON TEACHING RHETORICAL CRITICISM

I think the central problem of teaching rhetorical criticism—like teaching composition!—is avoiding the appearance of "magic." I think the close-textual reading tradition of my field encourages a kind of Romanticism or occultism whereby the teacher of criticism ends up teaching a kind of "do you see what I see?" approach, which ultimately deifies the Rhetorical Critic as some sort of occult master, revealing textual secrets by "penetrating" or "vibrating against" the text. I tire of the mysticism approach to criticism (and I especially tire of folks in the field who reject my work because I bring "too much theoretical presupposition" to bear on my readings of texts, e.g., Marxism, psychoanalytic theory, etc.). So how not to seem like a magician teaching magicians—how to avoid the Hogwarts' approach to criticism—is the pickle.

My own classes in rhetorical criticism at the master's and at the Ph.D. level were taught as a sort of "workshop of critical practice," where we did a series of smaller papers, and then tried to synthesize them into one big term paper at the end. My master's level introduction to rhetorical criticism was taught by R.L. Scott, and he used Critiques of Contemporary Rhetoric by Karlyn Kohrs Campbell and Thomas A. Berkholder as a textbook. This book advances what KKC and Burkholder term an "organic approach" to rhetorical criticism, which is a fancy way of saying the virtuoso/magical approach, but fortunately, they do provide some steps. Basically, it's phenomenological hermeneutics: first you pick an object to analyze. Then, you write a description of the object (structure and style). Then you write a short paper that contextualizes the object (history, etc.). Then you write a paper that details a theoretical approach that you think will help to unfold the inner-secrets of the object. Then you write a paper that analyzes the miraculated/Edenic text, and so on.

My Ph.D. seminar in rhetorical criticism was with Karlyn, and she used a series of articles culled from the field (mostly from the Western Journal of Speech and from the Quarterly Journal of Speech). Like with Scott, we wrote a series of papers. Unlike Scott's class, though, we didn't share these papers with the class, we just wrote them outside of the course, which, basically, was a "survey of methods" sort of class. But Campbell's survey was taught via exemplars, so, we would read a genre criticism and then tease out the methodological approach implicit in that criticism (as opposed to reading a method-theory and then seeing it applied; the class approached method inductively). I recall with some vividness the most boring approach ever was the ideographic criticism stuff (the best work I've seen done with the ideograph is by my colleague Dana Cloud, by the way; although they are brilliant, if I have to ever read Lucaites and Condit's Crafting Equality again I'll gouge out my eyes).

Anyhoo, all in all, my courses in rhetorical criticism were lessons in what I call "textual occultism" or phenomenology if you want: let the text tell you how best to disclose or reveal its secrets. It's a frustrating way to learn criticism, but it is also the dominant way in which criticism is done and valued in NCA-style rhetorical studies (or at least that's my perception), or at least among the public address crowd.

Frankly, I think teaching criticism the magical way at the undergraduate level would be a disaster, because students at that level have yet to develop a strong tolerance of ambiguity and uncertainty. Teaching criticism at the undergraduate level does benefit from the series-of-papers approach, but not without, well, a good dose of the "cookie cutter." Now, Campbell has written a textbook that attempts to teach the "organic" or occultic method at the undergraduate level, and it's titled The Rhetorical Act. I've used this book in argumentation and advanced public speaking classes with some success, but I don't know how helpful it would be for "rhetorical criticism" proper, because the book is divided between criticism and invention. Another book that I've used, at the wise suggestion of Michael Bowman, and with a better degree of success, is Michael Real's Exploring Media Culture, which is a media criticism methods survey book. Students like it, and his examples are from pop culture. This is a good text for a more cultural-studies oriented approach to criticism, though it suffers from the lack of "workshop" structure. It is an excellent text, though, on critical thinking by way of Madonna.

One very popular textbook for teaching rhetorical criticism in our field is Sonya K. Foss' Rhetorical Criticism: Exploration and Practice, which is in its umpteenth edition. Among rhetorical studies folks, this book is often routinely criticized for advancing a "cookie cutter" approach by reducing various methodological approaches into "steps" on can follow (e.g., first you do this, and then that, and then that). In a sense, Campbell's rhetorical criticism texts can be understood as the other end of the continuum between cookie cutting and mysticism (indeed, I would go even so far as to suggest she wrote them in response to Foss—but I haven't confirmed this yet). Truth be told, though, I'm ambivalent: on the one hand, undergraduates love Foss' book because it is so clear and easy to read, and there's nothing romantic or mysterious about the process. On the other hand, I recognize criticism is an "art" and cannot be taught as a theory-then-slap-onto-discrete object, if only because objects are dynamic.

So, I guess the question for me is how would I teach a rhetorical criticism class to undergraduates? I think I personally would go with Foss' book for one reason: it makes rhetoric appear less scary, and it is more likely to encourage critical thinking. Foss' textbook is for beginners and should be understood in that context! Depending on the size of the class, I would teach the course with Foss differently. If it were a small class, I would teach the "workshop" way like Campbell does, writing a series of papers that try on different hats and approaches (and in this scheme, Foss' book would step in at the "theoretical approach" level), but not assigning the Campbell text. If it were a larger class, I'd teach the Foss book and supplement it with examples from the field, and then have students do mini-papers and exercises with each approach that are easy to grade, and then, have them select their favorite "method" and use it for a term paper at the end of the semester.

Truth be told, though, I don't think rhetorical criticism should be taught at the undergraduate level—only at the Master's and Ph.D. level. Why? Because rhetorical criticism is an art shot through with disciplinary politics. Indeed, there's so much politics behind the practice that I daresay doing a rhetorical criticism is somewhat of a tip-toe-through-the-mine-field maneuver if you're thinking about publication. All this lip-service to "doing good work" as the only standard is just bullshit. One has to know, for example, that genre criticism was a theoretical compromise dreamed up to bring the close-textual critics and the theory-wonks together, and that if you do one, you're announcing at least tacitly an allegiance to neither side (or to a largely panned and "failed" approach, which is wrong, but that's what some folks think!). Undergrads don't need to know that stuff. So I think they are better served learning "criticism" in general, and hence, I recommend Real's media criticism text.

TEACHING RHETORIAL THEORY

I have much more definite ideas about teaching rhetorical theory. I've seen theory taught as topic-bound and as a historical survey. I've seen folks teach it in terms of "invention" and concepts, and in terms of "obstacles to developing a persuasive message." At the graduate level, I think rhetorical theory is best taught depending on the needs of the graduate students. If they have had an introduction to rhetorical theory (e.g., if they've read Aristotle before), then I think it's best to adapt the class to pressing rhetorical problems (e.g., how do we conceptualize the audience? What is the status of the rhetorical situation? and so on). If graduate students have not had a survey before, however, then I would offer a survey class. I'm not certain, but I believe all graduate students have the opportunity to take an MA-level survey of rhetorical theory with Barry every other year here.

At the undergraduate level, I'm a firm believer in the historical survey over and above the conceptual orientation. Again, the reason has to do with the low tolerance for ambiguity and uncertainty that is typical of the communication studies undergraduate (and, I have to admit, this is in large part a consequence of the social scientific wing of the field, whose classes are taught for mastery and with easy-to-read textbooks): when one is learning about the rhetorical tradition for the first time, there's simply a ton of information to digest, and much of this information repeats the social constructivism party-line. In my experience, Hegelian progressivism aside, undergraduates have a better sense of the tradition if it is taught historically, beginning with the Sophists and moving toward the twentieth century. It's simply easier to remember (and to memorize) when you know Aristotle came before St. Augustine, and that kairos is not a concept that developed in the 1970s. I also think students get a kick out of learning how relevant those ancients are to today's rhetoric (e.g., Augustine's musings about rhetoric are very relevant to persuasion today—"preaching to the converted" is our contemporary malaise).

Now, I've had some disagreements with colleagues about what texts should be assigned: some argue for primary texts; others, for conceptual digestions; and others, for a combination of both. There are textbooks aplenty for each of these approaches, but I have always assigned primary text collections, and in part, this is because such collections are also organized historically. To date I've always used Bizzell and Herzberg's The Rhetorical Tradition, and it's a massive tome that students love to complain about (there was always that book in college; mine was one on constitutional law). My reasoning for teaching primary texts is that it is college level reading, bi-gosh! I always begin my theory class by stating (after my teacher, Karlyn Kohrs Campbell) that most textbooks are written for the eighth grade level, and that they are about to do college level reading and that it'd good for them. I explain that reading tough materials is good for all sorts of reasons, but the upshot is that I’m teaching them to be curious and to give up trying to "master" texts—that although mastery is better for math and science, it is a bad goal for critical thinking and the negotiation of ethics. So my choice of the primary texts collection is built on a sort of "humility of the text" gesture, I guess.

Next spring I'm teaching this survey class again, and I'll be assigning Barry Brummett's Reading Rhetorical Theory, which is also a collection of primary texts. The reason is this: the Bizzell and Herzberg text has rather lengthy introductions to each reading, with lots of biographical information and outlines of the argument. What has been happening is that students are reading these introductions and not reading the primary text. Barry's book doesn't have these introductions—and the cuttings are a much shorter. So I'm going to try it out.

Anyway, I do find that the historical survey approach to rhetorical theory helps them to hang all these names on something (that is, chronology). The time-line image of thought helps them avoid confusing Aristotle with Isocrates and Plato, and so on. It's also a class most students find difficult but say, at the end, that they found rewarding as well.

One day I may simply get bored or tired of teaching rhetorical theory this way, but for the time being, its what I prefer. I'd be interested in hearing about how others teach this stuff too!

he was thrown under a bus

Music: Angie Davis: Black Diamond Some of you have asked about my colleague at LSU and what has become of the situation orbiting a student's attempt to blackmail him with publicity. So far the outcome is not surprising, but certainly disappointing. Unquestionably, the student who slandered my buddy in the student newspaper (via proxy) created a situation in which she could no longer be evaluated fairly. To make it go away quickly, my former chair apparently cut a deal behind the scenes so that the petulant student will be able to complete the course with another faculty member as an "independent study." She called a meeting with my friend, the student, and the student's advocate/advisor on Tuesday. In this meeting, the advisor of student was allowed to aggressively interrogate my friend with impunity, while the chair looked on stone faced. In short, my friend was—as he puts it—"thrown under the bus." No one was there to advocate for him.

Of course, the best resolution to this situation is a withdrawal, which would force this "C" student to take the class over with another instructor. Having taught at LSU for three years, I know what will happen: the student will emerge with an "A" or a "B" just to shut her up.

Meanwhile, my friend has received no support from his chair. Even if he is a spitfire at times, as an employee of his department he deserves a modicum of respect and some defense against snot-nosed demands from students with an overblown sense of entitlement--most especially because his teaching record is stellar! Instead, he was called to a meeting, torn a new asshole, and sent out into the wilderness with no confirmation of his value or worth to a department for which he has served for almost a decade.

From time to time folks have asked me why I left LSU. There are many reasons, and sometimes (as is human) I second-guess my decision, especially because I had to leave a community of colleagues that I love very much. Sometimes when I am feeling lonely I think about my friends there, and wish I could just snap my fingers and be at the Chimes having some brews and talking it up. High on my list for leaving, however, was a general feeling that the current chair didn't value my contribution and that junior faculty were not supported emotionally. The department is still pretty much a monarchy, and the chair is pretty much a benevolent dictatorship—which means there is an awful lot of decisions that are made executively that effect the lives of juniors there. I had a number of similar instances with students—one with a student who threatened me with nasty, misogynistic emails—in which nothing was done to protect my interests (or ego!). This student, which I affectionately term "Mr. Bigot," harranged me in the hallway one day and then sent a series of threatening emails. I demanded the guy be removed from my class. The chair refused, and the guy sat in my class for the rest of the semester staring at the ceiling (he received a "D" and, fortunately, he didn't protest it). I was miserable then. This incident with my friend, while predictable, only confirms a longstanding pattern: make the problem go away, even it means ostracizing or abusing a junior faculty member (who has been your workhorse for almost a decade!).

There is nothing worse than feeling that the person most in position to help, protect, and advise you doesn't give a shit. Until the chair at my former department realizes that supporting your junior faculty—not just with money, but with emotional support--in times of stress and controversy is part of her job, LSU will continue to lose its junior hires. I guess I am past getting angry, I'm just generally mournful—for my former department and for my friend.

petulant publicity

Music: Red Lorry Yellow Lorry: Talk About the Weather One of my best friends has become another target of the petulant demand, but this time in an unfortunately public way. Like many of us, from time to time he complained about his students in his blog (unlike my blog, however, his was fairly anonymous), although never by name and always in terms of generalities. He has the story here, but the short of it is this: a student was unhappy with her grade, and approached him after class. When he did not respond to her demand, she mentioned that she had discovered his blog and was upset about the way he talked about his students. She mentioned that she was working on a newspaper column about professorial blogging and how unprofessional it was for a professor to post about his or her students. Upon reflection, my friend emailed the student and the newspaper editors and warned that publishing such a story would compromise the student/teacher relationship in the classroom. If the student wanted to out him, this is fine, but not while she is a student in his class.

Upon reflection, the newspaper decided not to run the story by the student. Instead, one of the editors wrote and ran a column that accused my friend of academic blackmail, publishing private email exchanges between the student and my friend (out of context, of course), basically putting the teacher/student relation in the class in jeopardy. Unlike the garden variety blog, the circulation of the student paper is in the thousands (this blog receives about 75-100 hits a day). The column is vindictive and malicious (not to mention contradictory), and since its publication yesterday it has really put my friend on the defensive. Today he is supposed to have a consultation with the student and his chair. Had the student waited until the course was over, or had she dropped the class, this drama could have been avoided. What started out as a misguided quest for the cherished "A" has turned into a skirmish between a clique that edits the student newspaper and my friend, a token representative of an out-of-control professoriate who—gasp—gripes about freshman note taking skills! Thank you, Mr. Horowitz.

In the past two years there has been no shortage of stories in the blogosphere about the complexities of on-line self-disclosure and venting by professors, and as someone who has groused about students in a public blog, of course, I'm personally invested in the issue (as are many others; check out the "rate my students" link on the blogroll). Unlike the demanding and righteous emails from students, however, the tactic of publicity is something that I hadn't really thought about in this context: the rhetoric of the misguided columnist who wrote the expose clearly evinces an investment in the drama of the occult. The grand secret—that teachers bitch about students just as much as students bitch about teachers—is laughable. Of course secrecy is never about the "content" anyway. What is intriguing is the obvious, formal enjoyment of the gesture, "take this Black Wizard: I've told your secret!"--which has become the central generic gesture of anti-academic rhetoric in the past decade--and, in the case of my friend, the stupidity of its surfacing in this case. Of course, revelation has been the primary form of journalism for over a hundred years, so I guess my point is no great revelation either. Regardless, knowing that this rhetoric is goaded by the drama of secrecy, we know that it is therefore about the relation—a class conflict, if you want: you are supposed to be my parent; but you are not my parent. Aside from what they need, children want love from their parents—even if it is delivered in the form of hate. The whole fiasco reeks of the longing for recognition (I mean, why now?), and I suspect, consequently, my friend's engagement with the newspaper will drag on and on and on. It's like the rebellious students have hijacked the catchphrase of the cellular entreaty, "can you hate me now?"

dead not dead

Music: Haujobb: Freeze Frame Reality This week's Newsweek cover-story is titled "Freud is (Not) Dead," and subtitled with an intriguing promise: "on his 150h birthday, the architect of therapeutic culture is an inescapable force. Why Freud-—modern historys' most debunked doctor—-captivates us even now." It is an interesting "pop" survey of Freud's project, if only because the answer to the question posed is, basically: Freud was right about "human nature," that we are basically conflicted. Freud put a language to something ineffable that many people feel. It is as if the reporter suddenly discovered Juliet Mitchell's 1974 classic, Psychoanalysis and Feminism, as the he identifies a monolithic feminism as the beginning of Freud's demise. The basic story is that feminism killed off Freud in the academy (this is not true, of course; some feminists were obviously apologists, just like the reporter).

There is a curious summary of the article at about.com that provides a tidy demonstration of the phenomenon—the "dead not dead" haunting—the essay is trying to get at: "The article offers a good examination of why Freud is still a topic of conversation, even after most of his theories have been debunked or lambasted by critics." Note the summary passes over "many" or "some" to suggest that most of Freud's ideas have been "debunked." The article, of course, doesn't say that: it validates the dynamic unconscious as an idea (even suggesting some neurobiological studies support Freud's ideas about "the talking cure"), it validates Freud's hermeneutic of suspicion (symbols are not always what they originally seem), and the article in general seems to suggest that, well, the man was onto something. The article does trounce (and rightly so) Freud's understanding of female sexuality and other bad ideas, but in general it’s a fair summary of Freud's influence in American culture. So why the collapse to most? Well, it's a habit, is it not? Of course, Freudians and other from the cultures of therapy would specify an answer: the primal horde. Freud was already dead when he arrived on the scientific scene in 1900 with his dream book. His own defensive style of rhetoric specified the role in advance! Here, more than a century later, we're finding that we are still mourning him, that he haunts as the patriarch we have eaten and now continue to throw-up; the more forceful the trouncing, the more deeply he infects the digestive processes in American bowels.

I have been thinking for the past couple weeks on something Joan Copjec says in Read My Desire that applies as much to Siggy as it does to Bushie:

The situation in America is somewhat altered [from European Cartesianism]. Here we make a point of resisting the universalizing that belongs to the order of the cogito in order to celebrate difference, particularity. This does not mean that we have given up loving our leaders; unfortunately we still continue to participate in love's deception that the Other will give us what it cannot possibly give. We continue, in short, to demand a master, but one that is significantly different from the Other that sustains the cogito, since we require this master to accredit our singularity rather than our commonality.
That is, insofar as the European subject is intellectually more collectivist, here in the states we have the problem of pluralistic individualism. Consequently, being an American subject produces a pickle: "how, then, to maintain simultaneously one's relation to a master and one's uniqueness?" Her answer is this: "America's solution is, in analytic terms, hysterical: one elects a master who is demonstrably fallible—even, in some cases, incompetent. . . . Americans love their masters not simply in spite of their frailties but because of them." This is the reason Freud is dead not dead on the cover of Newsweek, for he is a failed master.

"Yes, it's Sigmund Freud, still haunting us, a lifetime after he died in London in 1939," begins the Newsweek article, and continues on the next page "that he retains any life at all is remarkable. To innocently type his name into a search engine is to unleash a torrent of denunciation . . . ." The Freudian answer to such puzzlement is to note that love and hate are precisely the same affective force (the one we greet our parents with as children, no?), and, as Erasure sings, "I love to hate you" is not a contradiction in terms. When figures like Freud and Bush the Second emerge in the language of Mastery, one is compelled to take a side. I mean, the article's answer to the question, "why does Freud haunt?" is more correct than the reporter realizes: Polarizing figures derive their power from the promises that are impossible to fulfill—failure is the source of the Fatherly Mystique. Forget Freud's ideas about the drives, or dream intepretation, and so on; you need to look at how Freud made sense of his own noteriety with his later work, like that in Totem and Taboo, The Future of an Illusion, Beyond the Pleasure Principle, and so on. It's less about his ideas and more about his figure as a master, as an ideal father, as an intellectual tyrant. Copjec continues: "If everything the Other says or does fails to deliver the accreditation we seek, if all the Other's responses prove inadequate, then our difference is saved . . . ." And in this sense Freud has become a master of desire, for, the only way to be that, Copjec rightly observes, is "to be impotent or dead." Dead Not Dead: this is also the logic of the uncanny persistence of George W. Bush.

get out

Music: John Ford Fonda: DeBaSer It's been a social week; last week for SXSW I wrote for the most part, but as the weekend approached folks started to filter into town. Mark Wright (a scholar and friend hailing from Japan, but on sabbatical this year writing a book on Burke and Freud) flew in on Friday, and we caught lunch on Saturday. Tom Frentz (aka "Tominator" or "Tomcat") came into town to chat with the psychoanalysis class too. We had a potluck for him on Sunday, and then he gave a paper on Monday (a Freudian reading of Fight Club) followed by a discussion about Jungian criticism. Then we wined and dined him and he jetted back to Arkansas on Tuesday.

Tom is one of my absolute favorite people in the world; he's been an awesome mentor and role model as well (some of y'all may bridle at the "role model" label, as Tom has been a baaaaaad boy in the past, but he's a good guy in his "dotage," as he says). He gifted me a copy of Janice Hocker Rushing's posthumously published book, Erotic Mentoring: Women's Transformations in the University. For those who do not know, Janice is Tom's late wife, who succumbed to cancer in 2004. The death was sudden and wholly unexpected, and so reading the forward by Tom and Janice's sister Joyce is hard. Indeed, reading the book is pretty tough for me. I'm about a third of the way in, and it frequently brings tears because Janice was such a lover. Anyway, this book represents the best autoethnographic work out there: it is critical, she consults 200 women in addition to drawing on her own experience, and her "critique" is multi-edged. The book begins:

Women often form personal relationships in academia with men who attempt to mold them to fit their own masculine ideals. Such relationships quickly become the dominant leit-motif in my conversations with women. Partly because the higher ranks in academia are still overwhelmingly populated by men, many romantic pairings still occur between an older man, such as a professor, and a younger woman, such as a student or an assistant professor. The pivotal myth that helps enlighten such relationships is "Pygmalion and Galetea" . . . .
I am not oblivious to my own relationships in this respect. Nevertheless, I do wonder how true this dynamic is of the academy of my generation? I wonder if the Pygmalion story has changed (and further, given my own quest for fathers, if homosociality works similarly?).

Well, I've deviated from my point: I'm getting out (of my head). "Hey hey, we're the Monkeys!" Caught a drink with a friend of a friend on Tuesday night at Club DeVille, party tomorrow night, lunch with a new acquaintance next week, and happy hour with an old college friend too. I'm finally making good on "getting out" more—my resolution for the new year. I'm also finally making some friends and acquaintances outside of my work circle, something I know I need here more than I needed in Baton Rouge.

Truth be told, though, I usually don't go out, not because I don't want to, but because I cannot afford it (cover charge + 2 drinks = groceries for a week or allergy pill refill). I have some padding from the tax returns, so I'm drawing on that! I've found a lodge that I like here (finally) so, next month I'll make good on "moving my letter" to the new lodge. There's some potential drinking buddies (and, of course, a renewed quest for "more light").

Today, however, it's definitely a not-going-out day: I'll be putting the finishing touches on the Huey paper (finally!), reviewing an article, and doing a bit of grading. Per usual, not much to say (too much to say), but I was feeling bloggishly delinquent.

musical prophecy meme

Music: various . . . you'll see. As copied from Scrivener, by way of Kinesthesis Breakthrough . . . as I kill some time before the dinner guests arrive! I do typically find memes and quizzes annoying, BUT THIS ON IS ON MUSIC!

Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. NO CHEATING.

How does the world see you? "My White Devil (Alternative Version)" by Echo & the Bunnymen.

Will I have a happy life? "Never Get Old" by David Bowie. [uh oh, I'm doomed 'cause I just did this week!]

What do my friends really think of me? "Michigan Girls" by Califone

Do people secretly lust after me?: "I Want Your Sex (Parts 1 & 2)" by George Michael

How can I make myself happy? "Spanish Rose" (Bye Bye Birdie Soundtrack), by Chita Rivera

What should I do with my life? "Ultraviolence" by the Electric Hellfire Club [oh dear]

Will I ever have children? "A Day (Remix)" by Clan of Xymox. [not sure what to make of this; the lyrics go, "now I'm feeling we are strangers when I looked into your eyes, just walk the talk . . . ."]

What is some good advice for me? "When He Returns" by Bob Dylan [guess I need me some Jebus]

How will I be remembered? "Desire" by Suicide Commando. [guess this means I never gave 'em what they wanted]

What is my signature dancing song? "The Phantom" by Renegade Soundwave [not bad!]

What do I think my current theme song is? "Ballet, Les Troyens & Danse de Phryne" by Paris Opera Orchestra (from the Opera Goes To Hell compilation).

What does everyone else think my current theme song is? "I Don't Remember His Name" by Thee Majesty (Genesis P-Orridge).

What song will play at my funeral? "Disobediance" by K.M.F.D.M.

What type of men/women do you like? Men: "Island In a Stream" by The Mission (UK) Women: "Someone New" by the Skeletal Family

What is my day going to be like? "Wail of Summer" by the Fields of the Nephilim

Okie, time to set the table and clean the guest bathroom. Tonight having some neighbors over for dinner (gumbo again! yum!).